Volume Two of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity™**.

Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards.

Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that--were you to play them in public--would probably get you put on a list of some kind.

- Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards

- Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.

- 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.

- Should not be taken internally.

- Store in a cool, dry place.

* You really need Cards Against Humanity™ to use this. So go buy it.

** Cards Against Humanity™ is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this site or its contents.