Technology hasn't made us any more productive. In fact, it's made slacking off easier than it's ever been! Chez Geek: Slack to the Future celebrates the bleeding edge of carefree, codependent laziness with 56 new cards of activities, people, jobs, food, and other stuff from the digital revolution.

Just remember, when your roommate and his S.O. keep you up all night: You can't throw them out. They live here.